ReMuk

Salam alls,

dah lama tak mengarang kot kat sini...nak cerita pasal remuk lak rini...ermmm remuk ni ada mcm2..remuk kertas, mmg dah tak ley rata semula..remuk kain, mmg paling tak disukai wanita yg menjaga penampilan..TAPI lau remuk hati cmner...arini aku dah menrima sesuatu kenyataan yg amat menyakitkan...jujur!!!! terus terang nak kata nie..mmg aku remuk hati bila org yg paling n amat dipercayai menipu..skang mmg sungguh rasa tertipu lah...

apa nak buat bila hati remuk...mula2 hati akan rasa sakit, berderau, mcm nak pukul org, mcm nak menangis n mcm2...few minit later, baru mengucap...pastuh bila terfikir aku rasa sakit hati balik..apakah petanda ni sume...makin lama pendam makin rabak pulak..adush...kalau lah ada sesuatu keajaiban yg boleh menjadi kan semuanya normal...bahagianya hidup aku...so bg sesaper yg rasa suka sgt menipu silakan lah, sbb anda bakal kehilang kepercayaan org lain bahkan org yg paling rapat dgn anda....

wassalam

Talking Clock :-))

After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.



"What's up with the big brass gong?" one of his guests asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup," replied the drunk.

"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.

"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.

The three stood looking at one another for a moment.

Suddenly a voice on the other side of the wall screamed ...

"You asshole! It's three-fifteen in the morning!"

Jangan Abaiak Suatu Niat Yang Baik Yang Kita Mahu Lakukan

Seorang lelaki muda bangun di awal pagi utk solat subuh di masjid. Dia berpakaian, berwudu' dan berjalan menuju masjid. Di tengah jalan lelaki itu jatuh dan pakaiannya kotor. Dia bangkit, membersihkan bajunya, dan pulang ke rumah. Di rumah, dia berganti baju, berwudu', dan, berjalan menuju masjid.

Dlm perjalanan ke masjid, dia jatuh lagi di tempat yg sama! Dia, sekali lagi, bangkit, membersihkan dirinya dan kembali ke rumah. Dirumah, dia, sekali lagi berganti baju, berwudu' dan berjalan lagi menuju masjid.

Di tengah jalan menuju masjid, dia bertemu seorang lelaki yg memegang lampu. Dia menyapa lalu lelaki itu menjawab "Saya melihat kamu jatuh 2 kali di perjalanan menuju masjid, jadi saya bawakan lampu untuk menerangi jalan kamu.' Lelaki muda mengucapkan terima kasih dan mereka berdua berjalan ke masjid.

Saat sampai di masjid, lelaki muda itu mengajak teman barunya yang membawa lampu untuk masuk bersolat subuh bersamanya. Lelaki tadi menolak. Berkali-kali diajak tetapi jawapannya sama.

Lelaki muda bertanya, kenapa menolak untuk masuk bersolat. Lelaki pembawa lampu menjawab:

AKU ADALAH SYAITAN !

Lelaki muda itu sungguh terkejut..!

Syaitan menjelaskan, ''Saya melihat kamu berjalan ke masjid,dan sayalah yg membuat kamu terjatuh. Ketika kamu pulang ke rumah, membersihkan badan dan kembali ke masjid, Allah mengampunkan semua dosamu. Saya membuatmu jatuh kedua kalinya, dan itupun tidak membuatmu merubah fikiran tetapi tetap kembali ke masjid.



Kerana itu, Allah mengampunkan dosa seluruh keluargamu. Saya KHUATIR jika saya membuatmu jatuh ketiga kalinya, mungkin Allah akan mengampunkan dosa seluruh penduduk desamu, jadi saya harus memastikan bahwa kamu sampai dimasjid dgn selamat..'

MORAL :

Jangan abaikan suatu niat baik yg kita mahu lakukan, kerana kita tidak pernah tahu ganjaran yg bakal kita perolehi dari segala kesulitan yg kita hadapi demi melaksanakan niat baik tersebut .

A Bottle Of Wine

Never Mess With Women Drivers!!!!

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious way.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.
The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.

The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune’. She hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever............ Don't mess with them.

Halu Im HeRe !!!!!

salams, vanakam, chow an, hye....hari ini 9 november 2011, im creating the blog...huhuhu finally buat jugak lah kan..ntah paper ntah..neway, im still new so hope u guys can do help me doing this...